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To: <!--$email--> -==========**********O**********==========- 'Great Speaking' If you're interested in good Public Speaking Tips and Tips on using Humor in your presentations, I strongly recommend Tom Antion's 'Great Speaking' newsletter. With over 1,50,000 subscribers and fantastic fee structure (It's free) wouldn't you say it's definitely worth a try? Check it out at http://www.listpartners.com/cgi-local/subscribe?2606 -==========**********O**********==========- Humorous Quotations Issue #137 Jun 29, 2005 Hi Friends, "The fact was that I didn't want to look my age, but I didn't want to act the age I wanted to look either. " Here's the last of the Erma Bombeck Issues... "I think I blew it. I talked too much and said too little." "I was against coed dorms from the beginning. Not because it was a sensuous supermarket, but because I felt if anyone ever saw my son??™s bedroom in its natural state, I??™d never get the kid married off and now my worst fears have been realized." Erma Bombeck Screen Savers ----------------------------------- http://www.humorwriters.org/Screensaver.html Extracts from Forever, Erma -------------------------------- (Registration Required) http://www.nytimes.com/books/first/b/bombeck-forever.html Humorous Quotes from "Motherhood - The Second Oldest Profession" - Jest for Pun ------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/motherhood.shtml Humorous Quotes from "Aunt Erma's Copebook" - Jest for Pun ------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/copebook.shtml Humorous Quotes from "If Life is a Bowl od Cherries, What am I doing in the pits?" - Jest for Pun ----------------------------------- http://workinghumor.com/quotes/cherries.shtml For all the best resources on Humorous Quotations, visit: http://www.exwz.com To wind up this issue... (about a soap opera) "Of course it was pure fiction. I mean, where else could you see a man who told his wife he loved her. . . with the lights on?" ;o) Gunjan The EXpendable WZard of Humorous Quotations www.exwz.com/quotes www.workinghumor.com/quotes www.jkjquotes.com -==========**********O**********==========- Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk, Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog, Snerry Jake, and many others who speak a topsy-turvy language all their own. So if you say, "Let's bead a rook That's billy as can se," You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk, Just like mim and he. Lake a took at... http://snipurl.com/runny -==========**********O**********==========- ~~~ About the Humorous Quotations Newsletter - Administrivia To unsubscribe, send a blank email to 92561-unsubscribe@zinester.com To subscribe, send a blank email to 92561-subscribe@zinester.com To change your email address, simply unsubscribe and then subscribe again, as described just above. To send an email to a human, please email gunjan@exwz.com |
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