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Humorous Quotations
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'Great Speaking'
If you're interested in good Public Speaking Tips
and Tips on using Humor in your presentations,
I strongly recommend Tom Antion's 'Great Speaking'
newsletter. With over 1,50,000 subscribers and
fantastic fee structure (It's free) wouldn't you
say it's definitely worth a try? Check it out at
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Humorous Quotations
... ]]> 52440 Wed, 22 Jun 2005 09:10:18 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/50795.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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Humorous Quotations
Issue #135
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"I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase.
Nobody will lend me a bookcase."

Henny Youngman in "How do you like me so far"

If you have the same problem...
http://snipurl.com/bookcase

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Humorous Quotations
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"I own a hundred and fifty books, but I have no bookcase.
Nobody will lend me a bookcase."

Henny Youngman in "How do you like me so far"

If you have the same problem...
http://snipurl.com/bookcase

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Humorous Quotations
... ]]> 48829 Thu, 19 May 2005 14:18:17 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/48078.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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With The Batman Handbook, a lifelong fantasy to become
a superhero can finally become a reality.With sections on
"How to Throw a Batarang," "How to Make a Batsuit," and
"How to Bulletproof Your Batmobile," this is the ultimate
real-world training manual for any aspiring caped crusader.
You'll discover how to:- Train a Sidekick- Execute a Backflip -
Survive a Poison Gas Attack - Throw a Grappling Hook - etc etc

Lake a took at...
http://snipurl.com/batbook

... ]]> 48078 Wed, 11 May 2005 16:44:19 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/47938.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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With The Batman Handbook, a lifelong fantasy to become
a superhero can finally become a reality.With sections on
"How to Throw a Batarang," "How to Make a Batsuit," and
"How to Bulletproof Your Batmobile," this is the ultimate
real-world training manual for any aspiring caped crusader.
You'll discover how to:- Train a Sidekick- Execute a Backflip -
Survive a Poison Gas Attack - Throw a Grappling Hook - etc etc

Lake a took at...
http://snipurl.com/batbook

... ]]> 47938 Tue, 10 May 2005 08:29:10 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/47722.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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With The Batman Handbook, a lifelong fantasy to become
a superhero can finally become a reality.With sections on
"How to Throw a Batarang," "How to Make a Batsuit," and
"How to Bulletproof Your Batmobile," this is the ultimate
real-world training manual for any aspiring caped crusader.
You'll discover how to:- Train a Sidekick- Execute a Backflip -
Survive a Poison Gas Attack - Throw a Grappling Hook - etc etc

Lake a took at...
http://snipurl.com/batbook

... ]]> 47722 Sat, 07 May 2005 16:21:18 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/46943.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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With The Batman Handbook, a lifelong fantasy to become
a superhero can finally become a reality.With sections on
"How to Throw a Batarang," "How to Make a Batsuit," and
"How to Bulletproof Your Batmobile," this is the ultimate
real-world training manual for any aspiring caped crusader.
You'll discover how to:- Train a Sidekick- Execute a Backflip -
Survive a Poison Gas Attack - Throw a Grappling Hook - etc etc

Lake a took at...
http://snipurl.com/batbook

... ]]> 46943 Fri, 29 Apr 2005 15:33:11 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/45884.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends
Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk, Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog,
Snerry Jake, and many others who speak a
topsy-turvy language all their own. So if you say,

"Let's bead a rook
That's billy as can se,"
You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk,
Just like mim and he.

Lake a took at...
... ]]> 45884 Tue, 19 Apr 2005 21:20:22 MSD http://archives.zinester.com/92561/42858.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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Welcome to the world of Runny Babbit and his friends Toe Jurtle, Skertie Gunk,
Rirty Dat, Dungry Hog, Snerry Jake, and many others who speak a topsy-turvy
language all their own. So if you say,

"Let's bead a rook
That's billy as can se,"
You're talkin' Runny Babbit talk,
Just like mim and he.

Lake a took at...
http://snipurl.com/runny
... ]]> 42858 Wed, 23 Mar 2005 20:30:49 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/41083.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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What could be better than a gigantic 656-page collection of
2,004 of the best cartoons published in the New Yorker over
the last 80 years? Perhaps a double CD set with all 68,647
cartoons ever published in the magazine-complete with a
nifty search function that allows readers to search for cartoons
by year of publication or by cartoonist's name.

Get your hands on both...
http://snipurl.com/newyorker

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... ]]> 41083 Fri, 04 Mar 2005 07:22:39 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/39463.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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What could be better than a gigantic 656-page collection of
2,004 of the best cartoons published in the New Yorker over
the last 80 years? Perhaps a double CD set with all 68,647
cartoons ever published in the magazine-complete with a
nifty search function that allows readers to search for cartoons
by year of publication or by cartoonist's name.

Get your hands on both...
http://snipurl.com/newyorker

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... ]]> 39463 Tue, 15 Feb 2005 16:46:32 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/39000.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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What could be better than a gigantic 656-page collection of
2,004 of the best cartoons published in the New Yorker over
the last 80 years? Perhaps a double CD set with all 68,647
cartoons ever published in the magazine-complete with a
nifty search function that allows readers to search for cartoons
by year of publication or by cartoonist's name.

Get your hands on both...
http://snipurl.com/newyorker

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... ]]> 39000 Thu, 10 Feb 2005 07:04:36 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/37459.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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What could be better than a gigantic 656-page collection of
2,004 of the best cartoons published in the New Yorker over
the last 80 years? Perhaps a double CD set with all 68,647
cartoons ever published in the magazine-complete with a
nifty search function that allows readers to search for cartoons
by year of publication or by cartoonist's name.

Get your hands on both...
http://snipurl.com/newyorker

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... ]]> 37459 Mon, 24 Jan 2005 06:56:04 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/36419.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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What could be better than a gigantic 656-page collection of
2,004 of the best cartoons published in the New Yorker over
the last 80 years? Perhaps a double CD set with all 68,647 cartoons ever
published in the magazine-complete with a nifty search
function that allows readers to search for cartoons by year of publication
or by cartoonist's name.

Get your hands on both...
http://snipurl.com/newyorker

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... ]]> 36419 Wed, 12 Jan 2005 07:58:07 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/35618.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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What could be better than a gigantic 656-page collection of
2,004 of the best cartoons published in the New Yorker over
the last 80 years? Perhaps a double CD set with all 68,647 cartoons ever
published in the magazine?? complete with a nifty search
function that allows readers to search for cartoons by year of publication or
by cartoonist's name.

Get your hands on both...
http://snipurl.com/newyorker

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... ]]> 35618 Sun, 02 Jan 2005 13:19:39 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/35193.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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Why did a woman in California pay an artist $5,000 to
paint her cat to look like a pig? What made a New York
stockbroker spend even more than that to have the image
of Charlie Chaplin painted on his cat's posterior?

WHY PAINT CATS reveals that, far from being an
amusement for the idle rich, this seemingly aberrant behavior
is part of a new art movement that claims to promote a better understanding of
the cats in our lives.

For more on the subject check out
Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics
... ]]> 35193 Mon, 27 Dec 2004 08:15:51 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/34606.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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Why did a woman in California pay an artist $5,000 to
paint her cat to look like a pig? What made a New York
stockbroker spend even more than that to have the image
of Charlie Chaplin painted on his cat?? s posterior?

WHY PAINT CATS reveals that, far from being an
amusement for the idle rich, this seemingly aberrant behavior
is part of a new art movement that claims to promote a better understanding of
the cats in our lives.

For more on the subject check out
Why Paint Cats: The Ethics of Feline Aesthetics
... ]]> 34606 Sun, 19 Dec 2004 11:16:53 MSK http://archives.zinester.com/92561/34009.html?rss=1 To: <!--$email-->

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Good travel writing is inspirational. It can inspire you to set
off for unpronounceable capitals of wee, distant kingdoms,
or, in the case of There's No Toilet Paper, inspire you to
burn your passport and settle more securely into your comfy
chair, feet up, and eyes riveted to the next more-humorous-
in-the-retelling-than-it-was-in-the-experiencing story...

To do some fun armchair travelling check out
There's No Toilet Paper on the Road Less Travelled
http://snipurl.com/toiletpaper

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