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I??™ve always enjoyed the words to ???Waltzing Matilda??™
and never did I think I??™d tire of hearing it sang, but after
a recent trip to Europe, I knew I never wanted to hear that
song again for a long time, or so I thought.
My daughter, Stephanie, and I went on a
thirty-day trip to Europe. It was called the ???European
Masterpiece??™ and would take us to fifteen countries.
Needless to say, we were both excited. I was even more
excited after we landed in London, the meeting point for the
group, and discovered that we were traveling with
forty-eight Australians. I??™d lived in Australia as a child
and couldn??™t wait to spend a month with these wonderful
people from ???Down Under??™.
The group I was with was particularly
fond of wine. Stephanie and I didn??™t drink, but had no
problem with the Australians and their love of spirits. We
climbed on the bus in London, drove it onto the train, and
zipped through the Chunnel towards Paris. There, we met our
tour guide, Willie. We changed busses and began our tour of
Europe.
Stephanie and I soon made friends with
the Aussies and spent time getting to know each and every
one of them. They were delightful. At first, I thought
Willie had used good taste when he put on a tape of
Australian songs. Everyone on the bus sang along to the
tunes. What ones we didn??™t know, we soon learned, as the
tape replayed over and over again the entire bus ride, each
and ever day. I soon knew every word to the Australian
National Anthem, Botany Bay, Didjeridoo, and Waltzing
Matilda.
By day five of the thirty-day trip, I
started plotting ways to steal the tape from Willie and burn
it, or throw it over the next bridge the bus crossed. I??™d
lay awake at night with the words rushing through my mind.
If I was lucky enough to fall asleep, I??™d dream of Waltzing
Matilda at the billabong. Then something wonderful happened.
We arrived in Italy. Willie changed the tape and instead, we
listened to Italian songs by Dean Martin. It was a pleasant
change. As we drove through Genoa, heading towards Florence,
I sang along to ???That??™s Amore??™. I basked in the words of
???Arrivederci Roma??™ and ???The Isle of Capri??™. This was heaven,
at least until two weeks later when we neared Venice. If I
heard, ???When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie,
that??™s amore,??? one more time, I swore I would never eat
pizza again, just to show them! Not only were my dreams full
of Waltzing Matildas, but now she was being hit in the face
by pizza pies! Needless to say, my heart sighed with relief
as we crossed the border in Austria and didn??™t have to
listen to Dino any longer.
When Willie put on the soundtrack to
the ???Sound of Music??™, it was calming. Here I was in the
hills that were alive with the sound of music. I sang along,
happy for the change. For three days we listened to that
same tape. What was with that man? Why did he play the same
tape over and over again? I vowed that when I arrived home,
I??™d send Willie a box of tapes so he could have a variety. I
wasn??™t to be spared, but at least some poor soul on a future
trip wouldn??™t have to endure the agony of the same songs
over and over again.
After thirty days, we headed back to
Calais, France, to catch a ferry back to England. We said
goodbye to Willie, and I must admit I cried when it was time
to leave him. During the ferry ride over a very calm English
Channel, I curled up on a padded bench and with tears in my
eyes, I hummed those same songs I had so dreaded hearing the
few weeks before. In London we said our goodbyes to the
Australians. It was time to go home. Embraces and kisses on
the cheek, promises of keeping in touch, all contributed to
the sobs that shook my body the entire flight home from
England.
Whenever I hear any of the songs I
endured during my trip, instead of wanting to scream, I
treasure every note, every word, and every memory of that
wonderful time I had in Europe, with my friends from ???Down
Under??™.
?© 2003 by Margo Fallis
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May you be blessed today
Bob Johnston
Editor / Publisher
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