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Storytime Tapestry Newsletter The newsletter devoted to
spreading love and cultural awareness around the world. Today’s Queue Stories This Warmth Around My Arms Ellie Braun Haley
Life After Death Ellie Braun Haley
Ellie Braun-Haley has presented talks and
workshops in COOKING UP TROUBLE By, Kathleene S. Baker The wind was howling something fierce! One would think the Santa Anna winds had
moved to San Saba County in Good ole boys from every corner of the state had packed
their hunting gear, and headed to the hill country. Among the multitude were my brother Marland,
and my husband, Jerry. Great white
hunters never give up hope, and they continue with plans made months in
advance. No weather report is about to
stop them. To their dismay, there would be no “calling of the turkeys”
with the howling, blustery winds. When
all else fails, hunters can always concentrate on thinning out the wild hog
population, or taking out a few rattlesnakes, not to mention whipping up a few
artery-clogging meals and reciting tall tales while they hang out in “the
shack.” Yep, that rickety old building
is home away from home, and it is more than worthy of the nickname. Speaking of rattlesnakes, they’ve been known
to make their way inside “the shack!” Even when hunting isn’t successful, supposedly there is
work to be done, such as repairs on deer stands and feeders. One can only guess if there’s any truth to
that, but it sounds good, especially when those strong, male providers return
home with no game. Jerry and Marland had been waiting anxiously for buddy
number three to arrive. Oh, happy days! The more the merrier! Besides which, Scott is known as the lease
“Chef,” so he’s always given a hearty welcome.
His nickname really doesn’t seem to fit, since he is 6 ft. 6 in. tall
and an X-Army Ranger. Regardless, he can
cook up a storm. At long last, here came Scott, kicking up a plume of dust
as he drove over the rugged terrain.
“Hey, Scott, we’ve been waiting for you,” said Jerry, as Scott stepped
out of his truck. They shook hands,
slapped each other on the back in typical male bonding, and headed toward “the
shack.” Hearing voices, Marland rushed outside to help unload. Soon they had the new supply of grub put
away. Each grabbed a When they awoke, a spectacular sunset splashed vivid
streaks of color across the big They scrambled to pull on their boots, not wanting to miss
a minute of the colorful event unfolding outside. Suddenly, Scott froze! With a look of horror on his now very pale
face, he whispered, “Oh no, this is not good.”
Reading Scott’s mind and body language, Marland grabbed his pistol. “Slow and easy, Scott,” Jerry advised. “Pull that boot off slow, pal!” Scott cautiously hobbled outside, and gently pulled off his
boot. He extended his arm as far from
his body as humanly possible, and then began shaking his boot violently! Then something hit the ground, Scott jumped
sky high, and if not for his belt he’d have jumped right out of his
britches! “What the…” he stammered. The creature didn’t move, so Scott carefully inched closer,
only to discover an innocent gecko! “Oh
my God, nothin’ but a harmless little gecko,” he said trying to catch is
breath. “Guess I knocked it silly, as
it’s not moving. Don’t think we’ll be
needin’ that pistol!” Marland reached down, picked it up, and then he and Jerry
finally let go. They had nearly choked
to death while trying to stifle their laughter!
Yep, it was just a simple rubber gecko they had planted earlier. To think – a cheap Wal-Mart toy nearly sent
the Army Ranger to an early grave, and had the other two doubled over laughing
like boys in junior high. Scott simply stared at them in disbelief. “All that, and the blasted thing was
rubber?” He didn’t say one more word; he
simply stared at them with a perplexed look on his face. “Ok, fun’s over, everyone get your boots on and let’s
go. Sun’s gonna set before we get to the
top of that darned hill.” Marland was
trying to hurry things along now; he had his new camera with him and was
determined to capture some priceless photos of the remarkable sunset. They dashed back inside, sat down, and began “booting up.” When Scott got to his second boot, he paused,
looked at the others, and then gave it a good shake. Sure enough, out flopped another scary
critter; this time a snake! “What the crap is wrong with you guys, anyway? Are you nuts or just sick, very
sick! I’ve about had it with both of
you.” Jerry and Marland simply looked at each other with their
eyes twinkling. They had Scott right where they wanted him – in a tizzy! Scott began again, “I guess you know payback is hell.” There was a slight pause and no one uttered a sound. “Oh yeah, and one other thing! Ya know the saying ‘that old dog won’t
hunt.’ Well guys, tonight this old Chef won’t cook!” ©2005 Kathleene S. Baker ~**~**~ ~**~**~ Poetry Section ~**~**~ Whole Heartily Salty ~**~**~ Frost On The Pumpkin ~**~**~ Like
David Readers Feedback Going
Home By Debra Shively touched something in me, of days gone by. Vividly
written. I could almost smell the fireworks, feel the tree...and the pain. Well
done Debra! aro “The Lucky One-“---This is a wonderful story! My husband does not care for pets but somehow this place has become home to three dogs, three cats, three horses and birds at the bird feeder. He worries about all of them---------though he would deny it. My Feigning indifference to outcomes of ownership has been a primary strategy to dealing with his distaste for the furry ones. Louise
Dear Helen I just loved your story about your Uncle Bill and your
poem... it brought back some happy memories of when my folks were still here with
me. God Bless you and Dowd for being so kind to make your uncles last
days filled with love and caring. Love to you and your husband, Barbara J. Ervin-Weymouth I loved Paula Booher's poetry "Wishes do come true". I hope every one's wishes come true. S K Jandu Senior Writers Chief writer: Sharon Bryant Chief researcher/historian:
Hartson Dowd Agee, Vance; Apted, Violet;
Baker, Kathy; Batt, Al; Berry, Nell; Blaine, Pamela; Boda, Ginger; Booher,
Paula; Buhagiar, Victor; Cassady, B.J.; Costner, Joan Clifton; Cavalera, Robyn;
Crider, Mark; Dees, Mary; Deming, Barb; Doherty, Maria; Dowd, Hartson; Dowd, Helen; Gilbert, Robert,
Jr.; Gold, Ron; Goodier, Steve; Grisham, Mary-Ellen; Braun-Haley, Ellie;
Harris, Kathy Anne; Henry, Linda Ann; Hunt, Sharlett; Hymes, Christina;
Jacobson, Gary; Kiser, Roger Dean; Kerens, Claudia; Kevin, Tim; Jenkins,
Pamela; Liles, Norma; Lily Jodi Flesberg; Lock, Joyce; Marlor, Janice
Bumbalough; Mazzella, Joe; Mizrany, Mary Carter; Morris, Deepak; Ojeibge,
Georgewaters; Petry, Dianna Doles; Roberts, Susan; Shiveley, Debra; Shaw, Bob;
Sims, Richard; Streidel, Saskia; Swarner, Ken; Vaknin, Sam; Verhoeff, Jan;
Walker, Bill; Walker, Joe; Warner, Gordon, K; Walsh, Sue; Weymouth, Barbara J.;
Whirity, Kathy; Wainland, David; Westerfer,
Clara; White Robert; Storytime Tapestry Staff Carol Roach -
Founder/publisher Thelma Hartselle - Co-Founder,
Moderator Clara Westerfer – moderator Bob Johnston - moderator |
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