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Garlick I had had a rough night. I knew I was probably getting sinus
infection, but resisted the urge to take an antihistamine before I’d gone to
bed, hating the way they made me feel so groggy in the morning. So much for that! I thought as I drug myself from between
the sheets and prepared for my morning ritual. I could now add exhausted to
groggy, as how I felt. Or, were they the same thing? I wondered. What did I care! All I wanted was to start my day so I could
get it over with and return to the cozy comfort of my flannel sheets and snugly
insulated blanket. Maybe I could then finish the sleep that felt like I’d only
started moments before my alarm went off. Then again, did one ever catch up on sleep? I turned on the shower letting it work up to a full body of
steam while I went to the sink to brush my teeth. I put a fine line of minty
fresh paste on my brush before I straightened to face myself, praying for the
strength I knew I’d need to do that. I frowned at the face I saw looking back at me. My skin
seemed to have a grayish tinge that clashed with the light speckling of
freckles my husband had once referred to as cute. I leaned in closer noting
some of those freckles had spread, one blending into the other. I was only fooling myself if I didn’t call them what they
were, age spots. And as if they
weren’t enough, I could well see the loss of elasticity of my skin, and was
only thankful the mirror only showed my face, because I knew there wasn’t a bit
of elasticity in any other part of my body either. Then to add insult to injury, I saw puffy bags, large enough
to hold clothing for a week-long vacation, beneath eyes that no longer
glistened like emeralds. Another of the compliments my husband had once
bestowed upon me. Those compliments, like the youthful vision he’d fallen in
love with, had gone the way side in the thirty years since we’d met. "Mirror, Mirror on the wall," I spat sarcastically
as I shoved the tooth brush in my mouth. "Who’s the fairest of them
all," I said through my foaming mouth as I leaned forward to spit. I rinsed my mouth and brush then stood again, preparing to
face my nemesis, trying to think of the positive: at least I wasn’t doing it
with bad breath. I wiped the steam from the mirror, wondering why I should
bother putting myself through more torture. Suddenly as I cleared a spot, instead of my own reflection I
saw Andy Rooney looking back at me. Andy Rooney with a long busy beard. I knew
he couldn’t be Santa because Christmas was past by three months. "Andy . . . Ah, Mr. Rooney," I stammered.
"What are you doing in my mirror?" "I’m not Andy Rooney," the voice of James Earl
Jones replied. I closed my eyes trying to clear my vision, then for good
measure I used a Q-tip to give my ears a cleaning since my vision didn’t seem
to be the only thing out of wack. The strange phenomena taking place in my
bathroom had to be caused by some type of obstruction. But when I looked again in the mirror, the bearded Andy
Rooney was still there. "I told you I am not Andy Rooney," James Earl
Jones restated. "And I am not James Earl Jones, either." "Then who are you?" I asked, already having a
pretty good idea he was actually a figment of my imagination. "No, I’m real," he replied to my silent
assumption. "Would you answer my question then? Who are you?" He sighed. "I’m God." "Ah. . . Yeah," I said doubtfully. Oh yes, beyond
a doubt, my imagination had gone haywire. Unless I was hallucinating. Or,
perhaps I was actually still asleep. "Just a minute," I said. I quickly went from the bathroom and back to the bedroom
expecting to see my own sleeping figure laying on the bed. The bed was empty,
except for Skippy and Shadow, who habitually snuck onto the bed when I excited. Okay, maybe I’d gotten things mixed up. Wasn’t looking down
at oneself was more of an out of body experience? I was simply dreaming. I
crawled back between the sheets, nudging my canine companions aside. They
grumbled, but didn’t move, assuming once I was awake the bed was fair game. But
I wasn’t awake I reminded myself. I buried my head in my pillow, closing my eyes. Finally
after a few moments I opened them again and was aghast when I looked at my
clock. If I didn’t get a move on, I’d be late starting work. And that mattered
even if I only had to answer to myself. I was disciplined when it came to the
hours I spent in my office writing. So, I jumped out of bed for the second time
that morning – no, the first time, I amended, making my way to the bathroom. I waved a path through the steamy greeting, wondering how I
had left the shower on. I mean, if I was dreaming the first time I’d entered, I
was certainly not the one who had turned it on. "You may as well turn it off," the voice of James
Earl Jones said through the bathroom mist. "You’re out of hot water
now." I tried to ignore the voice and stripped and stepped into
the shower, jumping back out again when I realized James. . . er . . .God was
right. All the hot water had run down the drain and only icy pelts were
streaming from the shower head. I turned off the water and grabbed the bath sheet and
wrapped it around me as I prepared to meet my maker. Literally. "Okay, if you’re really God, why are you in my bathroom
mirror instead of just . . . here?" I said as I again wiped away the
cloudy moisture from my mirror. "Because no one can actually look upon me, have you
forgotten?" He replied. I must have looked puzzled as I thought His answer through. "This isn’t really Me, you know," he continued.
"It’s just the Me you conjured up." Ah the light was dawning, and not just outside. The reason I
wasn’t greeted by blinding light as I looked upon my Maker in the mirror. No,
years ago I had confided in an old friend that I envisioned God to look like
Andy Rooney with a beard, and having the voice of James Earl Jones. "So You look different to everyone?" I asked.
"More or less how we each expect to see You." "Only people who are too wrapped up in negativity to
hear the One I sent in My place," he replied. I tried to think who He was talking about. Perhaps my
pastor. Maybe my best friend. He cleared his throat to regain my attention. "Heaven
to Pam. Heaven to Pam," He said, then laughed at his pun. "I’m
talking about Three. Well, he’s actually also One; just as Christ is One, not
Two. In reality the Three of Us are One. You know, the Trinity." My head was spinning. It was too early for math. Yet,
perhaps the most shocking part was when I suddenly understood. "You mean the Holy Spirit?" "Now you got it!" He smiled. "You just
haven’t been listening to Him lately." "Well, I’ve been pretty busy," I explained.
"Besides a sinus infection I can’t seem to get rid of . . ." I
stopped, realizing I didn’t need to make excuses to Him. He knew. And one look told me He wasn’t buying any of it. "Okay, I guess I’ve been neglectful," I confessed.
"I have been working longer hours. I’ve been spending time with Ken, and
the grand-kids. I have neglected to make time for You." "That’s not the only thing you’ve neglected," God
said softly. "You haven’t been taking care of yourself. Isn’t that why you
called me?" "I called you?" He’d said that before. "What
do you mean?" "Okay, I realize that wasn’t exactly what you meant,
but I thought it would be kind of cute to show myself to you this way. Not as
Andy Rooney; I explained that. No, I mean, in the mirror." Oh yes. "Mirror, mirror on the wall," I repeated
what I’d said earlier, the first time I’d gotten up. Still not completely
certain that was the first time. Perhaps I had been dreaming. And if I was
dreaming then, I certainly was still dreaming now. "We’ve already established that you aren’t dreaming,
Pam." "Okay." "But it was the second part of your request that I came
here to respond to," God continued to explain. "Who’s the fairest of them all?" "That’s it! Now, understand I’m not one to show
partiality. I love all my children dearly. But when one is so blind as you are,
I figure it’s time for a visit. Especially when they stubbornly refuse to hear
what I’m telling them through other means." "And what is it You are trying to tell me?" "What I see when I look at you." "What do you see?" I asked, feeling much like I
used to when I was working as a free lance reporter who had to sometimes pull
the facts out of the person I was interviewing. "I see a beautiful woman," He replied, then smiled
as my cheeks warmed. "It’s okay to blush, it only adds to your radiance.
-- You may not have the youthful beauty you once had, but you are still
beautiful." "In a mature kind of way," I replied. "Next
thing you’ll tell me I’m beautiful on the inside." "Sarcasm does not become you, Pam," He scolded.
"You really need to work on that. – But yes, you are beautiful inside. I
was saving that though. First I wanted to discuss what brought you to the point
you needed to call Me. What you saw when you looked at your reflection this
morning." "What I saw was old." "You’re maturing. That’s the way it is. The way I
intended, at least after . . . I don’t think I have to remind you about
Eve." "No. I get the picture." "Then get this picture," He continued. "You
may be maturing, but you are doing some things to yourself that are causing you
to age even more quickly than you might otherwise. Not to mention what you’ve
been doing to your health. You haven’t been very good to yourself, Pam. You sit
hours and hours at your desk, when you need to spend some time getting
exercise." "Oh great," I groaned. "Next thing you’ll
start in about my needing to diet." He frowned back at me, and I knew that was exactly what he’d
been about to do. "I’m sorry," I said quickly. "I guess that’s
what I need. I have put on a few pounds. – Quite a few pounds." "Remember, I didn’t say that." "You didn’t have to. But for the record. . ."
Suddenly I was even talking like a journalist again. "What were you going
to say before?" "What I was going to say is already on the record? My
record. Surely you know that you are
My temple, and that My Spirit lives in you! So, if anyone destroys My temple, I
will destroy him. For My temple is holy, and you yourselves are My temple. Of
course, I’m speaking in first person, since it is My temple we are talking
about." What He said sounded familiar. I knew it was written in the
Bible. Yet, I also knew much of the Bible was subject to interpretation. "Excuse me. . . Don’t you think My interpretation is
the one that counts?" God interrupted my thoughts, reminding me He could
read those thoughts. "Okay, I realize I haven’t been very good to this temple
You gave me," I said. "But aren’t You going to someday give me a
perfect one?" "Am I?" he asked, a wicked smile on His face. My jaw dropped. But then he winked and I realized He was
once again teasing me. It seemed God had quite a sense of humor. "Yes, Pam, you will receive a new, perfect body when
you come to be with Me," He replied. "However, don’t forget the one
you have to live with now. Of course, you have the choice to wear it out
prematurely. Perhaps before you finish some of the things I’m hoping you will
complete for Me." "What things?" He shook his head. "I think that’s for you to figure
out." "And how will I do that? I’m not the mind-reader
here." "Listen for the Holy Spirit to tell you," he said,
his voice softly fading "And know My words so that you will understand
when He does speak to you." "But how. . ." I started to ask, but even as I
spoke the vision in the mirror disappeared and was replaced with my nemesis. I
was ready to stick out my tongue at myself, but stopped, remembering that was
the reflection of the I stared at myself a moment longer. Then suddenly I
remembered how late it was. Then I smiled and decided to go a little easier on
myself. I could go back to bed for just a few moments longer. After all,
something monumental had happened that morning. I needed to rethink the
priorities of my life. I heard the sound of the shower as I awakened, and I was
reminded of the strange dream I’d had. Indeed, when you got past God looking
like Andy Rooney with a beard, and having a voice like James Earl Jones, there
was the underlying message. I had been neglecting the temple God had given me
both physically and spiritually. It was time for a change. Yes, perhaps the dream had been a warning. It didn’t take a
knock on the head to get through to me. I stretched preparing to rise and start
my day early. Suddenly I heard Ken’s voice crying out. I jumped up and
raced into the bathroom, wondering if he had fallen in the tub. Instead I found
him shivering with a towel wrapped around him. "Are you okay?" I asked. "After I scrape the ice off my body I will be," he
replied. "Something must be wrong with the water heater. We’re out of hot
water." I looked at the mirror and smiled. "I don’t think the
water heater has anything to do with it," I said. "I’ll tell you all
about it over a healthy breakfast. Then afterward you can take a nice hot
shower." Pamela Garlick K_P_Garlick@msn.com ~**~**~ Poetry Corner ~**~**~ I
Missed You
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~**~**~ I Shall Not
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