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Subject: Hearts and Humor - A Michael T. Smith Column - August14, 2007



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Hearts and Humor – A Michael Smith Column

August 14, 2007


Hi, Gang!!

    Yesterday I gave you an old story. Today I have a new one
for you. It's a bit different than what you'd expect from me.
Let's just say I'm trying out my new wings.

    I'd love feedback on this one. How many of you men are
comfortable enough to do this for the love in your life.
Ladies, how many of you have a man who'll do this for you?
I hope all of you do.

    If you enjoy a story, feel free to pass it on to
your friends. I only ask that you leave the link
at the bottom for them to join us.

    NOTE: IF YOU WISH TO STOP RECEIVING MY STORIES,
PLEASE USE THE UNSUBSCRIBE LINK BELOW. PLEASE DO NOT
MARK ME AS SPAM. MY STORIES ARE ONLY SENT TO THOSE
WHO SUBSCRIBE TO MY EZINE.

    I Love your comments.
    Send them to: msmith4@nj.rr.com

    If anyone is interested in greeting cards or crafts,
Ginny belongs to a group of artists. They've teamed
together to market their products. Check them out at:
http://www.etsygreetings.blogspot.com


    Ginny's cards and other crafts are at:
http://www.ginginsgoodies.etsy.com


    Be sure to check out my collection of inspirational
sites at the end. There's something for everyone.


    Now for today's story.


                 I Stood in Line With Wings

    I'd called Ginny before I left work. It was late - almost
7 PM. "Hi, Baby! I'm on my way! See you soon!"

    "Michael, I hate to do this to you, but could you stop
by the store on the way home?"

    "Sure! No problem." I said.

    "I know you had a long day, but I really need you to
go to the store."

    I used our only car to commute to work. "Hun, it's OK.
What do you need?"

                ***********************

    The shelf at the grocery store was filled with various
brands of the item I searched for. Ginny said it had a picture
of a red flower on it. I saw several with red flowers.

    A lady walked up, selected what she wanted and moved on.
I continued to search. I finally gave up and called Ginny, "Hun,
what brand did you say it was?"

    "It's the brand with a red flower on it."

    "Maxi with wings?"

    "Yes."

    "Hang on." I replied and searched the shelf. "Hun, I see
one with a red flower, but it's not maxi and it doesn't have wings."
A woman standing nearby smiled and pretended not to hear my
conversation. "Gin, here's one with wings. It's not maxi though?
Is that OK?"

    "No! Keep looking please. It has a red flower on the label.
The one I want is 'maxi, long and has wings.'"

    I sighed. "Hun, I'm trying." I lowered my voice. A man stopped
to get toothpaste from a shelf behind me. "Hun, I think I found
them. Long, maxi, and with wings - right?"

    "That's them!" Ginny replied. "Thanks, Darlin'!"

    I closed my phone, slipped it into my pocket and walked to
the self-checkout. Three people were ahead of me, waiting for
their turn at one of the four machines. I held my only purchase
in my hand.

    The gentleman ahead of me turned and said, "Hi! Hot day,
isn't it?" He saw what I carried and turned away. Men don't want
to know. I just wanted to get out of there.

    A lady, two young children in tow, stepped up behind me and
asked, "Is this the line for all the machines, or is there a line
for each self-checkout?"

    I turned to face her, my only item in my hand. "This is the
only line."

    She smiled. "Thank you." she replied and turned to her
children. "Jason! Jason, don't hit your brother!" She turned
back to me and smiled. "Kids!"

    "I know." I replied. "I know what it's like."

    "They can be a pain." She saw what I carried and turned
away. "Jason! What did I tell you?"

    Everyone knew why I was there. My wife had no privacy. I
tucked my article under my arm.

    The man ahead of me stepped to a machine. A woman at the
machine next to him swiped her bank card, punched in her password
and made her purchase. It was finally my turn.

    I pushed the button on the screen, waited until the inhuman
voice said, "Please scan your first item."

    I waved the barcode at the scanner. Nothing happened. I
tried again. The scanner failed to pick up the code.  Behind me,
the lady with the two kids said, "Jason, get your finger out of
your nose!" She looked at me. I knew the look. She wanted to
scream at me. "Will you please finish! I need to get these kids
home!"

    The barcode didn't work. The machine couldn't read the code,
probably because the plastic distorted the reading.

    "Can I help you?" The young lady working the self-serve
section asked.

    "The machine won't read the code." I complained.

    "Let me see it!" she said and took the things with wings
from my hand and forced the barcode against the glass screen.
"Beep! Please place your purchase in the bag." the robot voice
said. She did and returned to her station.

    "Thank you." I said. My face turned a light shade of red.

    "You're welcome."

    "Jason! How many times do I have to tell you? Get your
finger out of your nose! And stop hitting your brother!" I
heard as I grabbed my purchase, now hidden inside a bag.

                ************************

    "Thank you, Baby." Ginny said to me, when I handed her
the package. She gave me a hug.

    "No problem, Hun!" I hugged her back. "I don't mind at
all. You know I'd do anything for you. I love my girl."

Michael T. Smith


     If you enjoy a story, feel free to pass it on to your friends.
   
My only request is that you include the link for your friends to

join our family.

To join our family, go to:

http://subs.zinester.com/86758/

    As promised, here is a list of great inspirational sites.

I subscribe to all of them. You will love these sites.

    A good friend of mine has a new book out. You should check
this out. Carol's been through rough times. She tells it all
in her latest book.

Carol Roach
M.Ed, B.A.
Publisher: Storytime Tapestry
Author: Angels Watching Over Me:http://www.lulu.com/content/644485
Picking up the Pieces: A Woman's Journey: www.publishamerica.com

To join Carol's story site, go to Storytime Tapestry at:
http://archives.zinester.com/98907/

From my wonderful writing friend, Jan. She writes wonderful
stories about her life and losing her sight.
Janet Perez Eckles
Faith and Love with a Latin Flair
www.janetperezeckles.com


Here's a good one by Linda Della Donna
Freelance Writer
www.littleredmailbox.com
www.griefcase.blogspot.com
www.storybone.blogspot.com
"...and sometime when I wasn't looking, I got a new life."

By my good friend Keith in Australia:
http://www.agiftofinspiration.com.au/

My friend Phil runs http://www.peoplestuff.com.au/
Phil's awesome and brutally honest

Zev, yes another friend, runs http://empoweringmessages.com/stories/

Heart Catchers is a wonderful site.  www.DianeDeanWhite.com

www.Heartwarmers.com and www.petwarmers.com are two

wonderful story sites.

http://hodu.com/

http://www.mydailyinsights.com/

www.ripplemaker.com

http://www.sermonillustrator.org

http://www.SkyWriting.Net

Here's a newly discovered one I like:

http://www.archive.zinester.com/9516

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WarmFuzzyStories/

http://groups.yahoo.com/group/WithInSight/

If you, or anyone you know needs prayers for health concerns,
struggles,etc visit www.janetperezeckles.com
Janet's prayer group will respond.

That's all I can think of right now. If I come up with

more, I'll add them.

Enjoy!!!


I love your comments, Send them to msmith4@nj.rr.com.

I'll include some in every post.

Now for a few comments on my last story:

Yes, I've already received some great comments on yesterday's
story.

Hey, Michael!

What a beautiful, encouraging story! It is the truth, we
take life for granted, and when we have some kilometers
behind us, we start worrying, but even then we don't live our
lives to the fullest. Thank you for reminding me that time
on Earth is not eternal, and that I should start doing the
things I enjoy, without dreading the end, which is going to
come either I want it or not. It's not about dying young or
old, it's about doing something meaningful with the time
you have been given.

Jessica.

*****************

I love this comment. I do try to write as if I am speaking
to each of you. Thank you, Pat.

Mike: Reading your messages, I am often reminded of a saying
that goes "when the student is ready, the teacher will come..." 
Thank you for being a teacher that keeps on coming, many
times unexpectedly , with messages that I am sure were written
JUST FOR ME.
 
God bless you in your ministry, your efforts, your work and
your life!
 
pat in DC










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