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Christian Meditations – A Chris Hansen Column

April 4, 2008

You met Chris, now you can read more of his work: To contact Chris email him at:  chrishansen54@sbcglobal.net

HUMOROUS HEADLINES MEDIA BIAS AGAINST BIBLE

How would the media report Biblical events?

Biblical story:

Adam and Eve driven out of paradise for eating forbidden fruit

Media Headline:

Insensitive landlord drives couple from home over fruit dispute.

Biblical story.

Jewish slaves’ miraculous escape through Red Sea Egyptians drown.

Media Headline.

Wetlands trampled in labor dispute environmentalists drowned.

Biblical story.

David kills Goliath with a rock and a slingshot.

Media headline.

Beloved champion killed in hate crime psychologist questions influence of rock.

Biblical story.

Elijah calls fire down from heaven.  Inspires worship.

Media headline.

Fire drives religious right into frenzy.

Biblical story.

Jesus feeds five-thousand with a boy’s small lunch.

Media headline.

Preacher steals boy’s lunch.

Tony Perkins on Truths That Transform broadcast April 26, 2007 www.truthsthattransform.org

By way of Chris Hansen

Author:

“Revelation Revisited,”

Dramatic and clear explanation of book of “Revelation.”

“Secret of the Psalms,”

Amazingly accurate prophecies about Jesus written centuries ahead in Psalms.

“Grandfather’s Journal,”

Illustrated children’s book in which a young boy overcomes his fear of death through resurrection of Jesus

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