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Special Treat ??“ Thanksgiving Special ??“ Author Unknown

Nov 24, 2005 

Author Unknown Submitted By Sharlett Hunt                                                                                                  

For most people, Thanksgiving is a time to reflect on what we've been
given and savor the scents of crisp autumn days and pumpkin pie. For
me, it's a little more complicated.

One November afternoon when my daughter was in kindergarten, I picked
her up after school. She bobbed out to the car and crawled into the
back seat. "What did you do today?" I asked. She couldn't wait to tell
me. "We learned that boys are different from girls," she chirped.
Looking into the rearview mirror, I could just see the top of her head.

"My teacher told us that boys have a thing the girls don't," she added
"Well, yes they do..." I said cautiously. I couldn't think of anything
else to say, so we were quiet for a moment.

Then she piped up again. "That's how girls know that boys are boys,"
she said. "They see that thing that hangs down and they know that he is
a boy." I mentally calculated the distance home. Our five-minute
commute already felt like an hour.

"Did you know that when the boys see a girl they puff up?" My palms
were beginning to sweat.

"Um...well..." I was still searching for something new to say, to
change the subject, when she asked, "Why do the girls like the boys to
have those things?" Well I didn't know what to say. I mean, what woman
hasn't asked herself that question at least once? "Oh, well...um..." I
stammered. She didn't wait for my answer. She had her own. "It's cause
it moves when they walk and then the girls see that and that's when
they know they are boys and that's when they like them. Then the boy
sees the girl and he puffs up, and then the girl knows he likes her,
too. And then they get married. And then they get cooked." That last
part confused me a bit, but on the whole I thought she had a pretty
good grasp on things.

As soon as we got home and I pulled into the garage, she hopped out of
the car, fishing something out of her school bag. "I drew a picture,"
she said. "Do you want to see?"

I wasn't sure I did, but I looked at it anyway. I had to sit down.
There, all puffed up so to speak, looking mighty attractive for the
ladies, was a crayon drawing of a great big Tom Turkey. His snood, the
thing that hangs down over his beak, the thing that female turkeys find
so irresistible, was magnificent. His tail feathers were standing tall
and proud. She was a little offended that I laughed so hard at her
drawing, and I laughed until I cried. But when I told her I loved it -
and I did - she got over her pique. That was the end of that, for her
anyway. But I'm not so lucky. Every year I remember that conversation.
And to be honest, I haven't looked at a turkey, or a man, the same way
since.